Tuesday 24 January 2017

BOVI DECLARES HIMSELF THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA













Bovi you want make Nigerians kill you abe!!    
Ace Comedian,  Bovi took to Instagram today, declaring himself the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria(Online) . I bet we must have a clown Nigeria.
None the less there is no room for panic. He stated that there are two Nigeria, one in reality and the other which is abstract  reality which he has appointed himself the leader of the country.   Bovi describes his Utopia as a land where you can declare yourself governor, senator or minister of whatever jurisdiction you fancy.

In his handheld he wrote: 
“I hereby declare myself the president of the federal republic of Nigeria (online) . There are two Nigerias: one in reality, the other in virtual reality. (Social media) i will be running a unitary system of government but at the same time allow for a confederal state. This means you are welcome to declare yourself governor of your state or minister of any ministry you are passionate about. But I remain the only president until I declare elections online very soon. This is a government of the people so feel free to let us know ur problems (online) and we will solve them online. In this govt, tribe, religion, region or creed doesn’t count. As long as you’re Nigerian, u are qualified. Worship your god as u like but don’t use it to disturb another. We run a simple life here in Nigeria (online). If ur street is untarred for example, report ur local govt chairman or commissioner for works or Gov or minister to me. This is a govt of accountability. Long live the federal republic of Nigeria (online)”.
Ogar Bovi we go vote for you o!

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